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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Robin get in the batmobile!

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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