- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

I'm so punny.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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