How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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