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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

batman farted so hes retarded

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Women's professional sports

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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