What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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