What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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