Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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