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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Your mom is so nice.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70