- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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