What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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