knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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