roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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