What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Abortion.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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