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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

knock knock? come in

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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