- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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