- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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