The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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America

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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You are joking right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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