Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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