Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Anti Joke

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