- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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