- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Women's rights

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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