roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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