There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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does this look unsure to you?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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