A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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