What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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