what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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guess what what ...

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Anti Joke

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