Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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I had a submarine.... once

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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