What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

I have a horse.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what is 3+3= 8

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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