- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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