Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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