- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do you call a black man? Rob

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Andoni was here

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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