- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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