-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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