How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Anti Joke

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