Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Anti Joke

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