- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A women left the kitchen.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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