- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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