- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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