- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

hers a joke... japanese people

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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