Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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