One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

jews

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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