- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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