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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Drew Knowles is gay

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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