- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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