- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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