Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Anti Joke

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