why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

So a bar walks into a man...

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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