What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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