- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Once, I went to Peru.

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