- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Waffles ate my grandma

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What do you call a black man? Rob

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