- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

justin beiber sucks

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Refridgerator.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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