- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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