- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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