Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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men's rights activists

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Chlamydia

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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The child was fired from his job.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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