If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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