- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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