- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Jesus Christ

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

hi penis ham telephone

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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