- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Fine, ladies first.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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