- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Women's professional sports

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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