- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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