How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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