What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Ross.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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