Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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A van drives into a car.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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