Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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