What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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i like turtles

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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