A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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