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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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