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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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