What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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