What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Get on the boat.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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