Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

guess what what ...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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