Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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